Sam is a software developer in San Francisco. twitter.com/earlofsamwich github.com/samwichTumblr (3.0; @earlofsamwich)http://blog.samwich.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyo6auLTYQ1qakqfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/17254316232http://blog.samwich.com/post/17254316232Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:11:48 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvfavchfel1qzn6tmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>the <strong>john waters</strong> advent calender:</p> <p>Day 1… Get naked and smoke.<br/> Day 2… Ask a neighbour if they find it funny that every man in the neighborhood has a penis.<br/> Day 3… Flash someone.<br/> Day 4… Get your hair done.<br/> Day 5. Go to a porn theatre (or rent a porno movie) and “pop a load”<br/> Day 6… Whenever you hear someone say “shit” tell them you hate the brown word.<br/> Day 7… Exclaim “What a day for an execution!” to strangers.<br/> Day 8… Stomp on someones foot - laugh maniacally.<br/> Day 9… Play “car accident.” (Be sure to have plenty of ketchup on hand.)<br/> Day 10… Get a baby sitting job - throw wild destructive party. Trash everything.<br/> Day 11… Admit to God that you are a whore.<br/> Day 12… Tell your nephew (or other younger male relative) you’d be so happy if he turned nelly and found a nice beautician boyfriend.<br/> Day 13… Seduce a bus driver.<br/> Day 14… Refer to your daughter (or young female relative) as “that little MF”<br/> Day 15… Write “I sniff jury underpants” (or other obscenity) in a bathroom stall.<br/> Day 16… Have sloppy joes for dinner.<br/> Day 17… Go to doctor and demand “a wang.”<br/> Day 18… At the dinner table exclaim loudly “I’m so hungry I could eat cancer.”<br/> Day 19… Tell someone that you’re a thief, a shit kicker and that you’d like to be famous.<br/> Day 20… Condone first degree murder. Advocate cannibalism.<br/> Day 21… Have sex with a midget in the back of a car.<br/> Day 22… Be celibate for celluloid.<br/> Day 23… Watch “Christmas Evil” with JW commentary.<br/> Day 24… Send someone a bowel movement.<br/> Bonus day - Return all your Christmas gifts for money because…. “you can do that you know.”</p> <p>(<strong>john “meat thief” waters</strong> photographed by<strong> john russell</strong>)</p> </blockquote>http://blog.samwich.com/post/14298251678http://blog.samwich.com/post/14298251678Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:21:50 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2tljPjE61qzlr04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/14298237011http://blog.samwich.com/post/14298237011Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:21:23 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjdy4MSZI1qfjjglo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjdy4MSZI1qfjjglo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjdy4MSZI1qfjjglo7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjdy4MSZI1qfjjglo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjdy4MSZI1qfjjglo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/14298212111http://blog.samwich.com/post/14298212111Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:20:37 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpccjgnmu1qi63zyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/14298202292http://blog.samwich.com/post/14298202292Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:20:19 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxd44m9dY1qzm2r3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297843212http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297843212Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:09:37 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvrd97v1VP1qjvsoxo1_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvrd97v1VP1qjvsoxo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297782887http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297782887Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:07:52 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0ji0btqR1qf4fnvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/14128685792" class="tumblr_blog">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Guinea Pig Baked Potato </p></blockquote>http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297774848http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297774848Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:07:38 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6jjhXyAN1r06nino1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6jjhXyAN1r06nino2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297614043http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297614043Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:03:03 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/G5dOB3VSyC8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297259988http://blog.samwich.com/post/14297259988Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:52:56 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luen2hYBJ31qzo4v6o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/12827096748http://blog.samwich.com/post/12827096748Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:11:36 -0800<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/12171944" width="400" height="226" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://kottke.org/11/10/the-history-of-the-typewriter-recited-by-michael-winslow">Kottke</a></p>http://blog.samwich.com/post/12370516011http://blog.samwich.com/post/12370516011Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:01:05 -0700<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/31158841" width="400" height="320" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://clusterflock.org/">Clusterflock</a></p>http://blog.samwich.com/post/12359061861http://blog.samwich.com/post/12359061861Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:27:26 -0700<p><a href="http://yourhead.tumblr.com/post/3320228508" class="tumblr_blog">yourhead</a>:</p> <blockquote><ol><li>A developer may not injure Apple or, through inaction, allow Apple to come to harm.</li> <li>A developer must obey any orders given to it by Apple, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.</li> <li>A developer must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.</li> </ol><p>— I. Developer</p></blockquote>http://blog.samwich.com/post/3451095934http://blog.samwich.com/post/3451095934Tue, 22 Feb 2011 14:09:44 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lecqvxM1OF1qz52aeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.petervidani.com/post/2554679129/if-robocop-ate-nothing-but-all-bran-and-tyres" class="tumblr_blog">petervidani</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“If Robocop ate nothing but All-Bran and tyres, this is what his turds would look like . . . It’s so burdened with superfluous nobbly bits that it’s positively baroque. If this shoe was the only artefact to survive the nuclear apocalypse, what would future civilisations make of us? Possibly that we imbued walking with shamanistic significance, or that we used to plug ourselves into our mainframes by our feet.”</p> <p>— Justin McGuirk, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2010/nov/25/outdoor-gear-bad-science-ugly">Why is outdoor gear so ugly? The weird world of performance outerwear</a></p></blockquote>http://blog.samwich.com/post/2556533798http://blog.samwich.com/post/2556533798Sat, 01 Jan 2011 11:52:43 -0800“Doy.”http://blog.samwich.com/post/1061752156http://blog.samwich.com/post/1061752156Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:02:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="240" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/q-RLqLx1iYI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://unbrain.tumblr.com/post/1039974609/most-epic-commercial-ever-errol-morris-claims" class="tumblr_blog">unbrain</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Most epic commercial ever. Errol Morris claims it’s his favorite, I’d have to agree.</p></blockquote> <p>This is gorgeous.</p>http://blog.samwich.com/post/1055902315http://blog.samwich.com/post/1055902315Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:15:36 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5466use8D1qane3go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.petervidani.com/post/850337367/via-dethjunkie-after-today" class="tumblr_blog">petervidani</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="http://dethjunkie.tumblr.com/post/848958133">dethjunkie</a>, <a href="http://after-today.tumblr.com/post/801345629/themightyvagina-tinytangerines-bunniblog">after-today</a>)</p></blockquote>http://blog.samwich.com/post/853269815http://blog.samwich.com/post/853269815Sat, 24 Jul 2010 01:34:02 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5we65e1Fm1qavwxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cute!</p>http://blog.samwich.com/post/839937291http://blog.samwich.com/post/839937291Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:58:00 -0700hondacutecarelectric car<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ua2n1Z2e1qavwxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.samwich.com/post/834918862http://blog.samwich.com/post/834918862Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:35:05 -0700